Tere.
-a message telling you I can't think of a good introduction, sponsored by hyphens-


I went back to school today, but nothing actually happened apart from being abused in rugby. Saying that, it was actually quite fun today. But that's probably just because the game we played reminded me of The Hunger Games. We were split into four teams, all opposite, adjacent to each other and the was a pile of balls in the middle (or as I like to call it: the Cornucopia). If you were lucky enough to not be tackled by the meat-heads in the group, you had to get a ball and head back to your base. Then the rest of the game was spent getting beat up whilst running to other bases and grabbing their balls (don't). Nothing like a bit of school-promoted theft!


The only other 'highlight' if the day was going to the opticians. I only went because the doctor (giggle) suggested I should see if my eyes are the cause of the migraines, but it wasn't until I had finished the test, the optician said your eyesight has no link to migraines. It's alright, I love going to the other side of town for no reason. It turns out, I have 'excellent' eyesight anyway. Apparently, I looked like Harry Potter when I wore those special glasses (the ones with the big dial on the side that changes the focus as you read the letters off the wall - I'm not being funny but someone with 20:20 vision would struggle identifying the letters in the pathetic, excuse of a small font size), but it wasn't as bad as KFC, who looked the spit of Elton John.


I know it's late, but I went to London over the weekend so I haven't had access to a computer, but I'll try and get up to date as soon as possible! But that's about it, I'm off to sleep my migraine off, yay, talk to you tomorrow!
Joshua x


pretty picture:

harry potter meets doctor who?! (oh, and landscape is too mainstream)

Finished: 26/01/12 - 18:33 

Halló.
I know I always say this is going to be a short blog, but this really is. 


Nothing particularly happened at school, to be honest. We got our Geography exam results back though (which I was shocked by, considering she usually takes about millennium to mark anything). After the exam, I really wasn't feeling confident, but it turns out I got the highest in the class! I couldn't believe it either. So that was nice news which brightened my rather shit day. Well, it was only shit because I've had a constant headache all day - so I shouldn't really be on the computer typing this...


I was greeted by a small package on the doorstep when I arrived home - it was my 'The Hunger Games' bracelet! It took nearly three weeks to arrive, like, but I was still really excited to finally wear it. I actually adore 'The Hunger Games' - but I'll talk more about it closer to the movie adaptation release day. 23rd OF MARCH - MARK IT IN YOUR DIARIES (most people don't actually have diaries nowadays, do they? So just type it into your electronic calendar on your smart phone... please).


But apart from eat my bodyweight in Quality Street leftovers, I haven't really done much. I'm off to watch Masterchef (did I tell you that I loved this show?), talk to you tomorrow!
Joshua x 


pretty picture: 

it matches my bedroom!

finished: 24/01/12 - 22:25

Hi.
Seeing as it's my first post, I'll introduce myself first,  I'm Josh. What's your name? I'm 14 and I live in (not so) Great Britain.  I'm going to try post everyday to let you know what's going on in my life, because you're all interested in what colour socks I'm wearing (green) and whether or not I missed my bus, right?!  Urgh, now the boring, cringe-worthy introduction is over, I'll get started!


Migraines. I actively despise them. I can just picture them in my head, "He's had a good morning so far, shall we change that? I know, let's make him go a little blind, give him a headache and hope he's sick at least 4 times? Lets do it!". Okay, okay. I doubt that actually happens, but still.  Just an hour into school, I was sent home. Yea! - no school. Nay! - bed ridden with a blistering headache.  I was awoken by the thundering knocks of the delivery man, was it really necessary to practically smash the door down? I scrambled for my dressing gown, and went to let him.  He would have had another thing coming if he had asked me to help him bring the new fridge in (I say that, but I would have probably been too scared and intimidated to say anything ).  After spending a sad 10 minutes admiring the new refrigerator,  I got redressed and went to get my passport photo done with my dad - yes, my parents are divorced and I'm going to blame all my social oddities and pathetic behaviour on the traumatic experience *rolls eyes at attention seeking kids*  - and don't even get me started on how vile my photo was. Picture your biggest phobia, then add a naked picture of Adele to the scene. That bad.

But yeah, that's as exciting my life gets. I'm off to watch Masterchef and eat excessive amounts of fatty foods,  talk to you tomorrow!
Joshua x


pretty picture: 

three cheers for cheesy alliteration?

Finished: 17/01/12 - 22:46